姨仔配姊夫(探親結緣)–4


作詞:楊秀卿、 儲見智 ╱ 作曲:傳統曲調 ╱
台語:2020.04
專輯:未公開的綺麗
歌手: 楊秀卿

歌詞


排陣圖喔?(是啊。)
聽妳咧講欲排陣,
我著共妳問較真,
這句我著欲問恁,
妳講欲排陣,
我這馬著挽瓜紲揫藤,
這句我著欲問恁喔!
排陣,妳…妳敢會曉?(試看覓仔!)
兩來拄兩彼个斤拄斤。

欲排陣圖予你破,
姊夫仔有學抑無學?
破阮陣圖若會倒,
身軀甘願予人挲。

OK!
若講彼个破陣我都上本事,
小停仔才來看我挲身軀,
排陣妳學有偌久矣?
照實交代恁姊夫。

若問阮才講你聽,
四歲這个五歲閣獻空城,(嘑!按呢我知。)
排陣甲舊年才知影,
六歲才造布鼓城。

哦!按呢我知。
六歲布城才學造,
研究十年差不多,
妳知影哦,我的破法上蓋好,
出手彼个布城著獻甲光科科。

哼,臭彈的!(無,來試看覓仔咧講!)
我共你講:
拄造十年交代恁,
歲食十六事是真,
你嘛真僫入內面,
布城造好圓輪輪。

妳有十年的研究,
歲食十六的因由,
嘿嘿,莫講白賊的,若予我出一个手,
妳布城獻甲光溜溜。

陣圖若是予我排四正,
較好的手段抑嘛毋驚,
也著時到才知影,
四邊予你無路通好行。

今我這馬欲破妳的陣,
著用手腕來倚身,
五虎下山迫緊緊,
我設㧒的家私予妳承,
設㧒家私予妳承。

姊夫會曉通倩五虎,
五虎引你入陣圖,
入陣你著會知苦,
你做野僧我尼姑。

陣圖排佇草山頂,
妳做尼姑我野僧,
我五虎陣中安大銃,
哎喲催迫得欲入內爿。

好膽囉!
陣我排佇草山口,
草山坑中一條溝,
武兵武將袂得到,
哎喲野僧你敢欲入內頭。

喔!抑五虎陣中安大熕,
銃子乘煞提去囊,
一粒長長那火烺,
野僧得欲來放電光。

野僧電光得欲放,
敢佮搬戲無相仝,
姊夫你真敖變魍,
銃子予你囊無空。

野僧行入伊陣內,
尼姑佮伊認真刣,
五尼獻爪真厲害,
野僧予掠倒頭栽。

野僧探陣魅魂山,
內底一个攝魂闌,
機關閣會張活眼,
也會展開佮束絚。

野僧你會展本事,
尼姑緊安困仙符,
困著野僧吐白霧,
僥倖汗流彼个規身軀。

野僧探陣魅魂崡,
內底一个和尚庵,
野僧行入較內站,
彼个茫霧罩倚遍身澹。

尼姑緊安彼个捆仙索,
野僧被禁在水牢,
雙人力底一下出清楚,
大人囡仔閣齊善趖。

野僧行入彼个尼姑陣,
尼姑困住野僧身,
雙人力底齊出盡,
大人囡仔齊垂神。

野僧入陣一巧久,
尼姑攑牌佮伊㧣,
出陣五虎再擒住,
這馬緊共野僧拭身軀。

你做這个野僧真好看,
咱著大戰有一壇,
實在姊夫你真好手段,
明明割吊阮的心肝。

來遮濟工我想欲轉,
欲轉心肝嘛真酸,
看妳有愛甚乜物,
欲愛衫褲抑眠床。

真愛人阮嘛毋敢講,
咱bī這馬遮相當,
房間塗跤著閣創,
舊的眠床無巧裝。

按呢好!
塗跤若愛較巧路,
英國的花磚共伊買來鋪,
眠床共伊換十七堵,
愛蘇買予妳去蘇。

【歌詞英文翻譯English Translation】
To get into position and get it on? (Yes, sure!) Since you brought up getting into position, I find it necessary to clarify with you. About what you said, the part with getting into position, let me get to the bottom of this. Do you know how to get into position? (Let’s try and see!) Just answer my question, why don’t you?

I will get into position to set up a trap and you can engage in combat. Brother-in-law, do you know what to do or not? If you can overthrow my trap, I will surrender and give my body up for you to do as you please.

Ok! Speaking of overthrowing someone’s trap, I sure do know what to do. We shall see what I can do with that body of yours. How long have you been learning how to get into this kind of position? Let’s be honest now and tell me.

I’ll tell you since you asked. When I was 4 or 5 years old, the city was still empty. (Oh, ok, I see.) And I had just learned how to get into position last year. I had just learned how to make a blanket fort at the age of 6.

Oh, ok, I see. You started learning how to make blanket forts at the age of 6. So, that was about 10 years ago. You know, my way of overthrowing someone’s trap is the best. If I take action, that blanket fort will be uncovered in no time at all.

Well, well, you sure know how to bluff! (Why don’t we give it a go!) I tell you what, I’ve been doing this for just about a decade. I am actually 16 years old now. It’s hard for you to get inside that round and billowy blanket fort.

You have been studying this for a decade, and is already 16 years old. Ha, don’t tell lies. If I take action, your blanket fort will surely be stripped.

If I get into a good position, I won’t be scared of any action you take. We shall see when the time comes. I will make sure you will have no way to flee.

Now, let me come and overthrow your trap. Get my hands close to your body. All five tigers are out now. Let’s see how you can handle the tricks up my sleeve.

Brother-in-law, you have let out all five tigers and gotten trapped. Once trapped, you will know bitter pain. You will become a savage monk and I will be that of a nun.

Getting into position up in a grassy hill. You’ll be a nun and I will be a savage monk. I will get a big gun ready in that entrapment with five tigers. Soon, very soon, I will charge inside.

Wow, you sure are ballsy! I will get into position by the entryway of the grassy hill. There is a ditch up in that hill that even the fiercest of warriors won’t be able to reach. Hey now, savage monk, do you dare to go in?

Wow! Getting a cannon ready inside the five-tiger entrapment. Why don’t you just load up the big gun and fire it. The savage monk will come soon and shoot out laser beams.

Savage monk will soon be shooting out laser beams. This is very different from just acting. Brother-in-law, you sure have some tricks up your sleeve. I will make sure your bullets can’t be loaded properly.

The savage monk is about to enter into her trap. The nun is about to get into an intense battle with him. The nun sure has some fierce claws on her. The savage monk is grabbed at his feet and hanging upside down.

The savage monk has entered into an enchanted mountain, where a soul-sucking trap is waiting inside. The device looks like it has eyes and is able to open and shut.

Savage monk, let’s see what you’ve got. The nun quickly casts a spell to tie him up. The bounded monk let out a white puff of air. Poor guy is now drenched in sweat.

The savage monk probes deep into the enchanting valley. There is a monastery inside. The savage monk walks deeper and heads further inside. A thick, hazy fog comes hovering in, and his entire body becomes soaking wet.

The nun quickly tightens the enchanted rope. The savage monk is locked in a prison surrounded by water. The two have given all they’ve got, and both the big and the small ones are exhausted with no energy to go on.

The savage monk had entered into the nun’s trap. The nun had tied up the savage monk. The two had given all they’ve got, and both the big and the small ones were completely beat with no energy left to go on.

The savage monk stayed in the trap for quite some time. The nun lifted her shield and fought him for a while. When the five tigers got let out, they were caught. Now hurry and wipe down the body of the savage monk.

You were great playing the part of the savage monk. We sure had a great battle. Brother-in-law, you sure do know some great tricks. You obviously want me to be obsessed and think about this all the time.

I’ve been here for a few days, and I think it’s time for me to go back. It also makes me feel bad having to go. Is there anything that you like? Perhaps some clothes or a bed?

I don’t dare to say what I really want. Afterall, we’ve just gotten together. But the floor in the room needs to be redone. The old bed also sure isn’t that refined.

Ok, sure! If you want a more sophisticated floor, go get some English tiles and repave the floor. Also change the bed into one with 17 planks and a decorative headboard. Anything high-end and luxurious, I will buy them all for you if you so desire.

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