Sister-in-law, you are really so unkind, going all out trying to discredit me, your brother-in-law! How about you and I make some tofu together, or perhaps some herbal cakes?
Tofu is hard to make. There is no point in learning that kind of trade. If you would like to start a business, you might as well go sell hard rice cakes.
I do want to start a business, and to be frank, sister-in-law, if you are interested, let’s make mochi together.
It’s not easy to pound rice to make mochi. How about we steam some rice cakes? (That sounds doable, too!) If you want to sell that, you should open a shop on the big street. (Oh, that's no good!)
There are too many people walking by on that busy street. Sister-in-law, listen to me closely. If you want to steam rice cakes, we shall do that in the room.
“What! What are you talking about!”
“No, no, no. Don’t be fuming when making food. It won’t be tasty, not edible!”
“What are you talking about?”
“You surely do know what I mean, right?”
Brother-in-law, you talk too much. Who opens up a shop and doesn’t want others to know about it? It is best to open in a busy area. This will help the sales go up. How can you run a business that way? (Well, you don’t get it!) Ya, I sure don’t, you dumb fool!
We should take the business into the bedroom. If you don’t get it, I will explain it clearly to you. I am inviting you to do something, and do you want to join me or not? I want to invite you to take a little break in bed.
Brother-in-law, you are being such a clown. You’ve said a whole lot, and it shows you are shrewd and tricky. How dare you invite me to bed.
Well, it’s because I think your room looks quite nice. I am not tricky or shrewd. I just want to go lay in your bed and taste some pungent flavors that I haven’t had in a while.
If you want to eat pungent food, there is a lot to choose from in the market. We don’t need to take it into my room. Brother-in-law, you’ve said a lot of nonsense. Why are you being such a dumb fool?
I want to flirt and make love with you, but you are accusing me of being conceited. I just want to be with you, sister-in-law, but I am afraid you will turn me down.
Brother-in-law, why are you so strange? Are you so bored today that you feel the need to mess around? If I do as you say this time, people will for sure criticize and judge.
Sister-in-law, don’t just refuse and say no. Don’t worry about what others may say. If they want to talk, they should talk about that strong smell coming from your big sister.
Brother-in-law, you don’t think before you speak. How dare you think I would get into such a sticky situation? You must think of me like a piece of sticky rice pudding. What would happen if my sister finds out? My reputation will spread far like the lingering smoke of an incense.
Don’t worry! We can just do this in secret. Turn off the lights and everything will be dark. Nobody will know about it! We are sure not going to make any public announcements!
Well…ya, sure…Even if nobody finds out, and we don’t go around announcing it (Yes, that’s right!), but brother-in-law, you are speaking so casually about this. I am actually quite tight with money.
Yes, yes, I know. No need to mention it! You don’t have to talk about money. I know you are tight with money. You don’t need to worry about making money; I will give you enough to spend for the rest of your life.
Enough money for me to spend till I die? Are you being serious, brother-in-law? You can’t abandon my big sister; this I have to make it clear with you first.
It’s better for us to be clear about things first. Sister-in-law, you have a boat but there’s nobody to row it. Don’t be so uptight. Lend me your boat to help me cross over the river.
I will lend the boat to you just temporarily. I am treating you extra well. Let’s make up some story to tell. Brother-in-law, how about you and I get into position to set up a trap and let’s get it on.