Hey! Brother-in-law, are you being serious? If you and I become an item, I will feel really bad if my sister finds out. This will cause disputes between me and my sister.
Hey, we can just do it secretly. Who’s going to find out? Don’t be scared of your big sister. If you are willing, a shrimp can get it on with a fish. (Oh, no way!)
It’s hard to cover such an affair. Fish and shrimp shouldn’t get together. If you go far with this and if you need to spend money to resolve the situation later, you might not be so willing after all. (Money is no problem!)
I make the choice of who I want. To be honest with you, if I happen to like someone, she can spend whatever she wants, how about $18,000? However much, really.
Are you serious? Oh, my goodness! Brother-in-law, you sound quite generous. I can’t believe you are willing to spend $18000 on this. Let me ask you something. What exactly do you do for work?
You ask me about my profession. I used to be a hired butcher, and now I am learning how to catch tortoises. I am being very honest with you, sister-in-law.
Brother-in-law, you should find a different job that way you won’t have to go into the mountains to hunt for boars or carry bamboo baskets to catch tortoises in winter. Isn’t the water freezing cold?
Oh yes, sister-in-law, you think I should do different work, and I do. People also hire me to grind sticky rice into slurry and also do some carpentry work. I specialize in making milk crates for people.
Grinding sticky rice into slurry is hard work. Brother-in-law, you are really good with your words. I will just be upfront with you. Are you trying to take advantage of me?
How awkward that you think I am trying to take advantage of you. I only say this to you and you alone. Walking back and forth by the fish pond, I might as well just go in and try to find some clams.
Brother-in-law, you are no fool. Why are you in the fish pond with all that mud at the bottom? I will tell you a great way to make money. Why don’t you get a male breeding pig and be a matchmaker for pigs?
Wow, that’s kind of rude! Sister-in-law, if you have a female pig, I will then help bring a male pig to you. So, be honest with me, do you have one or not?
Oh, my goodness. I’ve never kept a pig in my life and needless to say a female one. How about getting a job working at the railroad tracks? You can go help them lift metal rods.
Hey, why are you being this way? I do delicate work for a living, and I don’t know how to lift metal rods. I specialize in giving people high-dosage shots. Sister-in-law…(What?) if you need to get a shot, I can help you with that.
Oh, no! There is no need. (Oh ya? Why not?) I don’t need any shots, thank you very much. I will let you in on another money-making opportunity. Kao is missing a shelf to put his scrotum and wants to hire you to help him out.
Wow, thank you, my kind sister-in-law for telling me about Kao. If your family needs someone to help make babies with, I will surely go and repay your kindness.
Hey, there is no need for that. No need to leave any seminal fluid for me. We have plenty of kids in our family. Why don’t you go sweep up used toilet paper, that should be easy enough work for you.
Well…I don’t really know how to do that. I don’t want to go sweep up toilet paper. I am better at doing other things. People also hire me to pull out weeds, after clearing out all the weeds, I would also clear out ditches by rice paddies.
I am just a foolish woman that doesn’t work in the fields, so I don’t have any weeds for you to pull. I will tell you a better deal. (What is it?) You can go build a front wing and sell the back wing.
I don’t have a compound building with a back wing to sell. Tell you what, sister-in-law, some people also pay me lots of money to tie up lobsters.
Brother-in-law, you are not a man without skills. Don’t go help others with binding lobsters. If you are unable to take up the jobs that I’ve told you, why don’t you just go stay at a homeless shelter?
Hey, there! Sister-in-law, you are really being very rude! (How come?) You sure do know how to criticize. And now you are even telling me to check-in to a homeless shelter! Well, people also often hire me to mend their broken pots. They actually beg me to go and help them.
You know how to mend broken pots? (Sure do!) Brother-in-law, don’t go mending broken pots. You should go take care of graveyards. I tell you what, there is an easy but lucrative job. You should go help with moving dead bodies.
Don’t try to ruin my reputation. I am deathly afraid of dead people. I am really good at catching frogs of all sizes. I am well known for my frog-catching skills..
Brother-in-law, don’t be so narrow-minded. I will give you 7 kg of rice if you come clean the toilet in my house. This is the best job that I can offer you.