Everybody screamed when I kissed the teacher
And they must have thought they dreamed when I kissed the teacher
All my friends at school
They had never seen the teacher blush, she looked like a fool
Nearly petrified 'cause she was taken by surprise

When I kissed the teacher
Couldn’t quite believe her eyes, when I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath the world stood still
But then she just smiled
Smiled I was in the seventh heaven
When I kissed the teacher

What a mad day
Ah Ah Ah
Now I see everything in a different light
What a mad day
I was up in the air
And she taught me a lesson alright

I was in a trance
When I kissed the teacher
Suddenly I took the chance
When I kissed the teacher
Leaning over me, she was trying to explain the laws of geometry
And I couldn’t help it, I just had to kiss the teacher

What a mad day
Now I see everything in a different light
What a mad day
I was up in the air
And she taught me a lesson alright

What a crazy day
When I kissed the teacher
All my sense had flown away
When I kissed the teacher
My whole class went wild
As I held my breath
The world stood still
But then she just smiled I was in the seventh heaven
When I kissed the teacher

(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher
(I wanna hug, hug him)
When I kissed the teacher