The Beatles (披頭四合唱團)
作詞：LENNON, JOHN / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES 作曲：LENNON, JOHN / MCCARTNEY, PAUL JAMES
Mean Mr. Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark, trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
His sister Pam works in a shop
She never stops, she's a go-getter
Takes him out to look at the Queen
Only place that he's ever been
Always shouts out something obscene
Such a dirty old man
Dirty old man