Poor Fool, He Makes Me Laugh

作詞：     作曲：Andrew Lloyd Webber

COUNTESS(CARLOTTA)
Poor fool, he makes me laugh !
Haha, Haha ! ect.
Time I tried to get a better better half !

COUNTESS AND CHORUS
Poor fool, he doesn't know !
Hoho, Hoho ! ect.
If he knew the truth, he'd never, ever go !

PHANTOM'S VOICE
Did I not instruct that Box Five was to be kept empty ?

CHRISTINE
It's him... I know it... it's him...

CARLOTTA
Your part is silent, little toad !

PHANTOM'S VOICE
A toad, madame ? Perhaps it is you who are the toad...

CARLOTTA(As the COUNTESS)
Serafimo, away with this pretence !
You cannot speak, but kiss me in my croak !

Poor fool, he makes me laugh -
Hahahahaha !
Croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, croak, ect.
Non posso piu...
I cannot... I cannot go on...

PHANTOM'S VOICE
Behold ! She is singing to bring down the chandelier !

FIRMIN
Ladies and gentlemen, the performance will continue in ten minutes' time...
... when the role of the Countess will be sung by Miss Christine Daae.

ANDRE
In the meantime, ladies and gentlemen, we shall be giving you the ballet from Act Three of tonight's opera.
Maestro – the ballet – now !

CHRISTINE
Raoul, Raoul !

RAOUL
Christine, come with me...

CHRISTINE
No... to the roof. We'll be safe there.

FIRMIN
Ladies and gentlemen, please remain in your seats.
Do not panic. It was an accident... simply an accident...