"Weird Al" Yankovic
作詞：Weird Al Yankovic 作曲：Weird Al Yankovic
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay
Tell me why
(I need another pet rock)
Tell me why
(I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why
(I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay
I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay
Gonna buy
(a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy
(some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy)
I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay
I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough
I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy
I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...
I'm highest bidder now
Junk keeps arriving in the mail
From that worldwide garage sale (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray
Oh yeah ... I bought it on eBay
Wanna buy
(a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy
(a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy
(a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre,used by Dr. Dre)
Found it on eBay
Wanna buy
(that Farrah Fawcett poster)
Pez dispensers and a toaster
Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away
I'll buy on eBay
What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y