Before He Cheats

Right now
He's probably slow dancing with a bleached-blonde tramp
And she's probably getting frisky...
Right now,
He's probably buying her some fruity little drink cause she can't shoot whiskey

Right now, he's probably up behind her with a pool-stick
Showing her how to shoot a combo...

And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

Right now, she's probably up singing some
White-trash version of Shania karaoke..
Right now, she's probably saying "I'm drunk"
And he's a thinking that he's gonna get lucky
Right now, he's probably dabbing on 3 dollars worth of that bathroom cologne
And he don't know...

That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

And maybe next time he'll think before he cheats

I might saved a little trouble for the next girl
Cause the next time that he cheats...

Nooo, you know it won't be on me!

Ohh... not on me...

Cause I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive
Carved my name into his leather seats...
I took a Louisville slugger to both head lights
Slashed a hole in all 4 tires...

Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats
Ohh.. Maybe next time he'll think before he cheats...

Ohh... before he cheats...